Wednesday, April 30, 2014

I'm another $8.5 Million USD richer! Can I be a #racist now?

Interestingly, Googling neither "Walcott Roger" nor Financial Monetary Service Authority" was particularly satisyfing, but adding the term "pussy" to those terms in Google Images was.


Attention: Beneficiary

I have been instructed by the treasury directorate division of the UK Financial 
Monetary Service Authority to inform you that we have credit advice 
documentation evidence in your favor to authorize the release of 
USD$8,500,000.00 (Eight Million Five hundred Thousand United State Dollars Only) 
to you being an outstanding payment.

The FSA under the government act is the SOLE authority and retains the mandate 
by the Prime minister of the United Kingdom to handle and release all 
contract/inheritance funds to the rightful beneficiary, and as the only 
authorizing officer saddled with the responsibility of making sure that all 
clearance goes through proper fund transfer acquisition protocol via the right 
channel; coincidentally, your name was among the 10 beneficiaries approved for 

Please be advised to see this notice as our very last correspondence to you as 
we will be looking forward to hearing from you with your immediate attention on 
this matter.


Mr. Walcott Roger

Chief Auditing Officer

Financial Monetary Service Authority

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Screw #Obamacare! South Africa is going to give Peetey $6 Million!!!

My luck just keeps getting better and better--Bongi Maria Ntuli is going to hook me up!  
Here is her government profile, so it's gotta be legit!

Tel No:+27744360199

My Dearest in Christ,

My Name Is MARIA BONGI NTULI Currently The Deputy Minister Of Social Development
Of South Africa. I Have Served In Many Capacities Towards Nation Building.View
our website .I was married to late Mr. Zuma Ntuli and the
marriage lasted for 25years with only a child .My husband died of an illness
that lasted for only 6weeks.I Know my mail may come to you as a surprise
,reason for we have not seen or meet before am soliciting for your help asI
am divinely directed .

Before my husband's death, we were pure born again Christians. When my husband
was alive, we deposited the sum of $30.5million USD in a financial institution
here in my country, and the fund emanated as a result of an over invoiced
contract he did with my former ministry. Though I assisted him in securing
the contract, but I never knew he overinflated the contract. The government
we are in, under Comrade Jacob Zuma came up with a policy to review contracts
awarded years ago, and he is poised to confiscating funds with irregular
tender, that?s why I'm contacting you.

Recently, my doctor told me that I may not live long, because of my diagnosis
of cancer .my most pressing problem is my partial paralysis, which I am managing
before this new medical case. Having known my condition I decided to donate
this fund to an organization or an
individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here
in. I want a person or organization that will use this fund to help orphanages,research
centers and widows.

I will like you to understand that my contact to you is a divine direction
from God; As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of
the Finance/bank .I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower
you as the new beneficiary of this fund. Any delay in your reply will give
me room in sourcing for a person for this same purpose. Please assure me
that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Please I will like you
to contact me Immediately you receive this mail so that we will work on transferring
this money into your foreign account and you will be compensated with 20%
of the total fund for your effort.

DONT CALL MY OFFICE LINE.All correspondence should be on my private email
and Mobile Phone Number above.
Remain blessed.