Wednesday, April 30, 2014

I'm another $8.5 Million USD richer! Can I be a #racist now?

Interestingly, Googling neither "Walcott Roger" nor Financial Monetary Service Authority" was particularly satisyfing, but adding the term "pussy" to those terms in Google Images was.


Attention: Beneficiary

I have been instructed by the treasury directorate division of the UK Financial 
Monetary Service Authority to inform you that we have credit advice 
documentation evidence in your favor to authorize the release of 
USD$8,500,000.00 (Eight Million Five hundred Thousand United State Dollars Only) 
to you being an outstanding payment.

The FSA under the government act is the SOLE authority and retains the mandate 
by the Prime minister of the United Kingdom to handle and release all 
contract/inheritance funds to the rightful beneficiary, and as the only 
authorizing officer saddled with the responsibility of making sure that all 
clearance goes through proper fund transfer acquisition protocol via the right 
channel; coincidentally, your name was among the 10 beneficiaries approved for 

Please be advised to see this notice as our very last correspondence to you as 
we will be looking forward to hearing from you with your immediate attention on 
this matter.


Mr. Walcott Roger

Chief Auditing Officer

Financial Monetary Service Authority

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