First up is me, of course. I wouldn't ask Tweeps to do something I wouldn't do myself. This will be updated in parts. This is Part Two. You can read Part One here.
I'll ask myself some questions and then highlight some of the Tweets I consider the best of.
#TRIGGERWARNING for psychological nudity, some borderline NSFW, and definitely a little NC17.
Here is my current Twitter homepage, with the #Radagast2016 campaign flyer background.
LET THE RE-INQUISITIONing Re-BEGIN!
Anderson called South Park Conservatives: The Revolt Against Liberal Media Bias that I never read. It got three and half stars, so I'm probably not going to read it. Plus, it's 10 years old, and there has been a whole decade of brilliant South Park not covered in the book, which I think, covered just one chapter anyway.
South Park is my favorite TV show, but many Social Conservatives would never watch it. In fact in, it the mid-1990's even I wouldn't watch it because I thought it was subversive and nasty, and it was the same way I felt about MTV's Beavis and Butthead. I hated MTV. I grew up when MTV launched, and it was BRILLIANT. Then, many years later, it became a #Progressive hate machine and truly subversive. But, I digress. The Beavis and Butthead creator, Mike Judge also created Office Space, #Idiocracy, and King of the Hill. He's also got a strong Libertarian bent. Here is RWNJ Alex Jones' videotaping of an excellent Mike Judge interview. Interesting the South Park creators admitted to being inspired by Mike Judge.
As I was saying, I became, and keep becoming, more tolerant as I grow older. I became a true critical thinker: intellectually honest, humble (don't snicker), and increasingly curious, among other typical traits of a critical thinker. I'll write a blog post someday soon on critical thinking and what it really means. I've taught it as a course for soldiers. About the only thing what #Progressives and most #RWNJ have in common is a lack of critical thinking skills--and tolerance, and that they are closer together politically than they would be with someone like me, who is to the right of both of them, in Libertarian (i.e., personal liberty ala Locke) land.
For example, a SoCon like Todd Akin or Mike Huckbee would be happy to use the government levers of power to enforce morality--which they think can only come from a higher moral authority. I'm very cool with God and the Bible being sources of morality, but in the absence of God and the Bible, morality still exists.
I recognize that for many, their moral compass is broken, and their only hope is finding morality in organized religion. In fact, I Tweeted this out recently for that very reason.
I wholeheartedly feel the world needs many more Christians and many less atheists. I say this as a quasi-atheist.I started watching South Park only recently after it was first aired. A lot, in addition to my other 98/100 interests. I started observing the philosophy of the script writers seemed to match closely with my own. One benefit of not being socially conservative is that we get to enjoy prurient things a lot more than do SoCons. For what it's worth, I don't know much about South Park creators (and Team America: World Police) Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Dont do the
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) November 16, 2014
Regarding my Twitter avi, though, the South Park website has a place where you can design your own avatar. Mine looks incredibly just like me. It's designed to be an Obamacare Navigator who roams the restrooms of elementary and middle schools, helping children explore safe sex education with his (in a gender non-normative pronouny sort of way) trusty banana and bag of free condoms.
And it looks messed up, right? It's designed to confuse--The Left primarily. If you're a #SoCon, though, it's going to look like I'm gay or something, and someone to immediately block or hate on, like Lee Jackson (btw, I just realized there are a ton of Jackson Lees, including Sheila Jackson-Lee), who was paid a lot of money to be a DoD representative of America advising foreign cultures on security. I shake my head. But anyway...
Here's the deal.
This is how we Conservatives win the #CultureWar: We take that which the enemy uses against us, and use it as a strength. It's like the AFC North Pittsburgh Steelers trading for quasi-felon linebacker (in his prime) Ray Lewis. Addition by subtraction... and addition by addition simultaneously.
What do they use against us? The #SoConNarrative.
Which is why we're not likely to win the Culture War in this way. You can't make enough SoCons become cool very quickly. They kinda have to die off.
Here is an excellent example of the SoCon Narrative from the 2012 Presidential Election cycle:
What was likewise great (for the #Progressive SoCon Narrative) is that about this time Todd Akin made his famous "legitimate rape" gaffe, and some other idiot did something... oh, right, Richard Mourdock's "God intended rape" gaffe. Top this off with stiff Mormon Mitt Romney... you've got "Republicans are going to ban your tampons and chain y'all women back in the menstruation sequestration chambers."
It was so bad, it looked very much to us Tea Party folks like the epic Lonestar-Dark Helmet battle from Space Balls where evil wins because good is stupid:
This false #SoCon narrative has become ingrained into the American political psyche, even though it is largely a myth, like most conventional wisdom. But for that very reason, it is a nearly intractable problem to solve. You can't fight it. You don't control the narrative nor the media through which is swims, to paraphrase Chairman Mao:"The guerrilla must swim in the people as the fish swims in the sea." This a American Progressive insurgency well under way.
Fortunately, the Democrats are in denial right now about their brand. They re-elected Pelosi and Reid in the Congress, and no one in the #Liberal media is taking an honest look at WTF just happened to us in the 2014 midterms.
If we Conservatives draft the right Conservative candidate for 2016, we should crush the hell out out #Progressivism again while they are down. We need to keep our jack-booted heels on their throats and press hard until they stop moving.
@PeeteySDee: I'm not going to give away my exact secrets, but here are some examples.
The second I recognize a Twitter troll has pooped in my time line, I think of this beautiful song:
And then I kick.
I Tweeted this out one day, and was immediately attacked by several atheist militants trolling the #atheists hashtag, bent on putting a jihad on a socially conservative Christian. Instead, they trolled me, an atheist. Some of these accounts, like Skeptic Teapot (@steapot) do nothing but troll for Christians to attack as their raison d'etre.
The true history of #atheism, or why smug atheists may be too smart for their own good. http://t.co/rThi09xwlU Cc:@AceofSpadesHQ
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) August 27, 2014
@benevolentfrc • I'm just a humble scientist and even humbler atheist. Your anger feels like kittens kisses on my anoose. Please Tweet soon.
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) August 27, 2014
@PeeteySDee @AceofSpadesHQ I always notice evolutionists using the same bullying tactics used by climate change believers.
— Doreen Dickson (@DoreenHDickson) August 27, 2014
Gente hint @DoreenHDickson Correcting errors isn't bullying, it's a free education. @TheoryFail @PeeteySDee @AceofSpadesHQ
— anarchic_teapot (@anarchic_teapot) August 27, 2014
@PeeteySDee #POTUS @BarackObama is the head of the country ya dumb bitch. As in the WHOLE nation. He won his race-----both. Soooo #STFU.
— kalifani6 (@kalifani6) November 6, 2014
@kalifani6 | I would think you'd value the one 15 minute break from your glory hole job more than trolling an awesome American like myself.
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) November 6, 2014
You're not going to gain many fighting with a rage-filled #Progressive monster... or its near equivalent, the rage-filled #RWNJ who often Tweet in ALL CAPS, which (#ProTip) only never makes you look crazy. Or maybe you will. @MrGeology is amazing in his stamina and ability to go round after round with #Liberals on Twitter; I hope he agrees to let me profile him soon.
@ThePeoplesCube @michellemalkin | let me know how many #WoundedWarrior events Obama goes to in his retirement.
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) September 23, 2014
@PeeteySDee @ThePeoplesCube @michellemalkin get over your manufactured outrage. Our President doesn't have to salute. #FakeOutrage
— joe villa (@mikeejoe) September 24, 2014
@mikeejoe @PeeteySDee @ThePeoplesCube @michellemalkin Joe, The sheep are having their two minutes of hate. Nothing to see here move along
— Timb116 (@timb116) September 25, 2014
@timb116 @mikeejoe | Your mom called. She wants you to brush your teeth so when Dad and kisses you he won't taste mom on your tongue.
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) September 25, 2014
I think you are starting to see what and who I am, or who I can be to my enemies. And, you may or may not like me very much, especially if you're a "Conservative." Do you like to listen to Michael Savage and Alex Jones? Well, you may night like me very much, either. My favorite talk show dudes are Mark Levin, followed by Rush Limbaugh. Do you Tweet in ALL FREAKING CAPS? Ditto.
Why don't I like Savage and Jones? Cause they're waaay less intellectual than most. Savage with the PhD? Please. They are both nihilistic self-promoters. They are really scary. And scary can be good when they government becomes tyrannical, because guess who is getting shot first? Well, it's not me. They are 'tarded next to real Conservative rising and risen smarties like Mark Steyn, Jonah Goldberg (who RTs my clever Tweets), Jim Goad, Greg Gutfeld, James Delingpole, Mollie Hemingway, and of course, the might Ace of Spades HQ and others. Go find them. They may or may not be first to get shot, but they have smaller audiences, so I'm guessing second, which still gives me some time to escape to Texas.
I tolerate Glenn Beck in third, until he becomes preachy. I suspended my TV provider for the winter and have no TV and I only subscribe to his The Blaze TV for news (and I listen to XM Fox and local NPR). I get my MSM from their websites, and I never watch @MSNBC, except in highights.
I'm probably more conservative than you are politically, except for Savage and Jones fans, and I'm talking to you folks, but also to the Christian Social Conservatives, the #SoCons.
Just being a Christian doesn't make you a Right Winger, but if you religiously (pun intended) listen to Savage and Jones and agree with them always, you're automatically in the club. Quite incidentally, being a #Racist doesn't make you a right winger, it makes you a #Progressive.
Many #RINOs court the Christian right successfully, like Huckabee, or as my #SexKitten, and possible #Radagast2016 VP running mate Megyn Kelly says:
‘Oops’: #SexKitten Megyn Kelly Makes ‘Unfortunate’ Error While Introducing Mike Fuckabee - http://t.co/pkVdLw5Tf4
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) November 11, 2014
- They can't get me on being illiterate on #Science, because I'm a scientist. Most Liberals aren't really well versed in science, by the way, and we can spend several days talking about their own stupidity.
- Think, for a moment about the Liberal work ethic. Riiiiight... Psychology, Journalism, and History look like really good majors to The Left. The Liberal avoids math-laden STEM courses (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math), or in other words, courses which truly cause one to integrate theory and practice, and discover where theory fails when practiced. Or, you can read, like I did in the mid-1990's in college, the stunningly wise Latina feminsit queer Gloria E. Anzaldúa's "Borderlands/La Frontera: The New Mestiza," where she talks, mostly of course, about her vagina... and spend hours discussing the metaphysically hidden interpretations of what she really meant. There is no practicality there.
Only Liberals who are compelled and gifted pursue STEM. It's a minority. I know you want to argue with me on this, but I'll win. It's my life; I live it. I'm talking real STEM, people. Your MAs and BAs in science do not count as STEM. You are not scientists, and many MS now don't even require an MS Thesis! Guess what? NOT a scientist unless you've got practical science work; I'll give you a pass on a publication whore. That's all crap any way, if you follow my #Science tweets.
I encounter very few Liberal scientists and technicians where I work. It's hard work, and meaningful.
- They can't get me on being a #Science denying #Christian, because I'm not a Christian. I'm at best an agnostic. (I'll cover this soon in that Evolution thread I promised a few weeks ago, I promise again.)
- They can't get me on clinging to my mythological religion, because I have none, and am not a militant atheist anxious to put a jihad on your ass.
- They can't say I'm a homophobe because I wrote the song you'll see here if you search #RaiseTheGayFromTheWell... or click here for for YouTube video.
- Progressives can't pretend I'm a prude, because I'm not, and I think that's pretty clear to see. When they engage me I speak their language whether I approve or not: cuckold, gloryhole, snowball, rusty trombone, salad tossing--words many people have never heard, because they read the old dictionaries, not the new ones.
Evidently Pennsylvania's Governor Corbett also makes us collect our urine in order to make the Koch Brothers young or something, so I 'spose I'll be happy when Tom Fox replaces this urine tax with with an income tax. At least that;s what the +rLOLGOP (@LOLGOP) says is in our future:
Reply to @LOLGOP @WolfForPA @PAGOP | So my dick is glad Tom Wolf will not tax my urine in the future. My wallet is fucking scared, though.
— Dr. Peter S. Dee (@PeeteySDee) November 18, 2014
- They can't get me on being racist, because this is my Smoking Hot Asian Wife(TM) pictured below, and nope, she doesn't have a penis. We all realize #Progressives hate Asians because they blow the curve and can't be used as a victim class in the #CultureWar. Harvard, and nearly every single university in America, has been discriminating against them for years on admissions; just Google it and "racial quotas."
Nope, I'm a new breed of Conservative. I'm at the tail end of Gen X (one without Baby-Boomer parents), and have a much in common with Millennials who did not grow up with Reagan as a role model President. Many millennials have a strong Libertarian streak, and I'm not sure why, but I suspect is has to do with human nature.
You do not do this well, but some churches and many Christians are starting to get it.
@PeeteySDee: That's not really a question, but I'll answer it like it was. I'm kind of like the more sexy Dr. Peter Venkman of scientists. In fact, Dr. Venkman had a huge influence on my young life. He didn't use those big sciency words, but you knew that he knew them. At least once.
Inquisitor (@PeeteySDee): Speaking of smart, you claim to be a #Mensan, and yet you don't seem all that smart or nerdy. And your blog posts have a ton of shitty grammar and bad errors.