It's "Ted"--sung to Kiss' Beth, first released in 1976. I hear Gene Simmons is a little Libertarian, so perhaps he'll appreciate it.
Good luck, Ted, in Iowa and throughout the rest of the campaign! See you at #CPAC2016 in March.
But I can't come vote right now
Me and the $hields are playing
And we just can't find the sound.
So I'll be out to vote for you
I think I hear them chargin’
Oh Ted what can you do
Ted what can you do.
That Congress just ain't at home
They’re always somewhere else
And you're always there alone.
I think I hear them lyin’
Oh Ted what can I do
Ted what can I do